Just in case any of you missed it I was on the Richard Bacon show on BBC Radio 5 Live the other day and I totally pwned the swine. As you know, I'm not the kind of chap who calls someone a "swine" without good reason. But...
I don't want to spoil the plot of my brilliant new book Watermelons – soon to be available in Oz, too, under the title Killing The Earth To Save It - but there's quite a funny bit in the middle (it actually made my...